Condolences: Flames and Breakfast

Daryl Strawberry says:
so this chair we build
we actually build me a special chair to put in the white house
in the oval office
and it's not a couch or a loveseat but it's just big enough so i can sit sideways and it's only me. also possibly but not definitely with a pillow. we use the pillow to play trick on me.
then when a dude comes in and sees the chair it will look slightly like a hallucination
and we will tell him that it is not for him
and he will FREAK OUT